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basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

 /  I just wanted to say eff this! Eff you! And I effed it. I effed it all up!

tags: gifs + orphan black +

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pk-spankety:

cat-tastrophie:

So I was reading reviews for Animal Crossing New Leaf, and I saw this.

This is literally the best.

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tags: gifs + hannibal + kiss me +

blameaspartame:

"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …"

spiderjewel:

dragondicks:

lots of tvtropes articles are depressing like the extensively detailed ones about hentais n’ shit but I still contend that the funniest tvtropes article is the one for homoerotic subtext in my little pony.

I mean even ignoring the fact that it starts off with an incredibly tiresome and misogynistic comment about how “MLP is a show about 5 lesbian ponies, a pimp named Spike and a pink serial killer”, it lists examples of homoerotic subtext such as shit like characters standing next to each other in pairs, “looking towards each other and smiling”, believing in someone’s abilities, offering to do chores for someone (listed as “proposes herself as a housewife”), “two stallions standing close and drinking cider together, one of whom has a rainbow for a cutie mark" and of course referring to a horse wearing a bridle as "adding to the domination play”. It’s like the article was written by aliens who learnt about humans entirely through the medium of insecure male posturing and think that two people the same gender even breathing the same air as each other comfortably makes them full on homo. and also think horses wearing bridles is sexual. it’s incredible

Every single bullet point in this article is extremely funny, I cannot recommend this read highly enough

tags: mlp + oh my god +

gtaichou:

!!!!!

This is the Borneo Bay Cat, one of the rarest wild cat breeds in the world.  Endangered, forest-dwelling, and about the size of a house cat, it’s population is facing a projected decline of more than 20% by 2020 due to habitat loss.

I never thought I’d see photos of them on my dash!

(Source: thecatdogblog)